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George Clooney, Matt Damon and Andy Garcia at the premiere of "Ocean's Eleven" at the Village Theater in Los Angeles, Ca. Wednesday, December 5, 2001. Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Did you hear that the main cage at New York New York was robbed early this morning? Unfortunately for the robber, he’s living in the real world, not a movie starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt and the rest of the modern day Rat Pack.

So, instead of living out the glamourous life, we’re pleased to report that Metro’s already made an arrest, and the robber can now begin to enjoy a different kind of lockdown lifestyle

Thanks for trying to screw up the economic recovery here in town, jackass. Enjoy your time in the greybar hotel – we hope you’ll have a nice, loooong stay there.